Free abortions: Limited time offer

this girls photo had 68,211 notes when i saw it on my dash for about the 10th time

i think i deserve it too xxx

is it just me or is it like the skinnier the girl the less funny

The first time you eat salt and vinegar chips is a character defining moment

shunned

Me: I think I look pretty today.
Self-Esteem: I can fix that.
Mirror: I can fix that.
Friends: I can fix that.
Black guy from Holes: I can fix that.

every second of it

Ladies and non-ladies, introducing Tom Hanks

via

cy&h